The only animu April Fools roundup you’ll ever need

By bluemist on April 1st, 2013

Hello there.

It seems like I don’t have a great idea for an April Fools post this year, and I have health and typing issues, so might as well make a roundup. As we all know, the internets will be blowing up with massive trollings and stuff like that, so at least for the animu-related side, let me just highlight some of the good stuff that’s happening today.

Remember: Be safe, be sound, be secure. Don’t be fooled today.

Love Love Live! Announced
http://www.chuable.net/joke/
YES SEQUEL! Sadly it’s a joke.

Oreimo monorail
http://www.oreimo-anime.com/collabo/index.html
This is one fake that you wished were real, and actually feasible considering all the itadenshas that I’ve seen over the years.

Irrational Games announces they’re making a bishoujo game

Reminds me I haven’t played Bioshock Infinite yet.

Da Capo III Announced!
http://www.hatsunejima.com/
Oh man this is the massive trolling if I ever saw one. If I know better, and I do know because I know a Japanese person who worked at Circus for a while with Princess Party, this DCIII joke is so massive that they’ve made an actual demo of the game and an anime PV short, and if ever the clamor of the fans would go into fever pitch, they have a so-called “emergency budget” to actually build and ship the darned things. The only reason why they’re just making this as a joke is because some fans don’t like the idea of a grown-up Sakura.

Railgun Sequel to be actually renamed to A Certain Scientific Datacenter
http://sakuraha-ai.sakura.ne.jp/2013/
Fake because there will never be a sequel to Railgun.

Apple iMat announced
http://www.au.kddi.com/zzz/?sid=we-so-yt-zz-0001
Snuck this in because imagine the apps.

Microsoft XBOX 720 Infinity Announced
http://nep-anime.tv/index_main.html
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: I HAVE A LEAKED LAUNCH GAMES LIST. Take with grains of salt
xa

Key/Visual Arts filed bankruptcy
http://key.soundslabel.com/ripresa/index.html
I blame J.C. Staff. This is the end of bishoujo gaming as we know it, as one of the great pillars is about to close shop. Thanks for all the memories and lots of crying girls in snow, spring, summer and fall.

ghostlightning says he’s returning to blogging

Welcome back WRLOLOLOL! This is awesome if only it were true. Thanks for the chuckle. But seriously man.

Where is shinn87?
http://www.atalude.net/
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Not sure, but he apparently texted me and said that I died in another dimension. This is obviously fake, because I know the real shinn can troll better than this.

Random Curiosity’s Fake Spring 2013 Anime List
http://randomc.net/2013/03/28/spring-2013-preview/
Don’t believe any of the new anime in the list. It will never happen. I am disappoint with that blog. This is the real chart down below.
http://thecartdriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Spring-2013-Anime-Chart.jpg

Update: on shinn87


Apparently he already saved the me in the other dimension. Riiiiight.

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